What a jerky parent.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:34:40 -0500

"Hey, look everyone! I won’t fuck to save my species! If I end up on the Endangered Species..."

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:54:32 -0500

“Hey, look everyone! I won’t fuck to save my species! If I end up on the Endangered...

Panda #1: We should probably update the site, Panda #2. It’s been like three months.Panda #2:...

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:43:00 -0500

Panda #1: We should probably update the site, Panda #2. It’s been like three months.Panda #2:...

Fact:

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:20:00 -0500

93% of all living pandas deny there was a Holocaust. It was pandas who started, and ended, the...

Riddle

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:46:41 -0600

Q: How do you tell a panda from a big, dumb idiotic animal? A: You don’t.

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:13:49 -0600

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:07:56 -0600

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:14:55 -0600

Riddle

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:54:19 -0600

Q: What’s black, white, and red all over? A: A dumb-ass, lazy, no good for nothing, racist...

What a non-updating/Ann Coulter endorsing jerk.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:58:00 -0600

What a non-updating/Ann Coulter endorsing jerk.

Pictured here is a productive version of a panda. During life,...

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:16:00 -0600

Pictured here is a productive version of a panda. During life, this creature provides the gift of milk to keep osteoporosis from knocking at your family’s door. After this fine animal completes its life full of worth and purpose, its body is still of use as it is then made into delicious meat that can be enjoyed a multitude of ways.

Pandas accomplish nothing during their short lives except devour precious bamboo, therefore strongly decreasing the number of didgeridoos produced. Also, the panda species -still to this day- opposes the Civil Rights Act of 1875.

What a mood killing jerk.

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:48:17 -0600

What a mood killing jerk.

What a close-minded jerk.

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:32:00 -0600

What a close-minded jerk.

What an irresponsible jerk.

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:50:11 -0600

What an irresponsible jerk.

What a minimum wage jerk.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:07:00 -0600

What a minimum wage jerk.

What a sober jerk.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:09:24 -0600

What a sober jerk.

What an antisemitic jerk.

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:18:00 -0600

What an antisemitic jerk.

What a dirty mouthed jerk.

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:09:00 -0600

What a dirty mouthed jerk.

Dumb Panda: What are you going to do today, Another Dumb Panda?

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:33:00 -0600

Dumb Panda: What are you going to do today, Another Dumb Panda? Another Dumb Panda: Oh, I don't...

"Pandas are jerks."

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:59:00 -0600

“Pandas are jerks.” - All rational, sane people.