2008

Jul

What a jerky parent.
Jul 17th
“Hey, look everyone! I won’t fuck to save my species!...”
— Pandas
Jul 17th
Panda #1: We should probably update the site, Panda #2. It’s been like three months.Panda #2:...
Jul 14th

Apr

Fact:

93% of all living pandas deny there was a Holocaust.  It was pandas who started, and ended, the...
Apr 27th

Mar

Riddle

Q: How do you tell a panda from a big, dumb idiotic animal? A: You don’t. 
Mar 6th
Mar 5th
Mar 4th
Mar 3rd

Feb

Riddle

Q: What’s black, white, and red all over? A: A dumb-ass, lazy, no good for nothing, racist...
Feb 26th
What a non-updating/Ann Coulter endorsing jerk.
Feb 13th

Jan

Pictured here is a productive version of a panda. During...
Jan 13th

2007

Dec

What a mood killing jerk.
Dec 30th
What a close-minded jerk.
Dec 23rd
What an irresponsible jerk.
Dec 18th
What a minimum wage jerk.
Dec 15th
What a sober jerk.
Dec 10th
What an antisemitic jerk.
Dec 8th
What a dirty mouthed jerk.
Dec 7th
Dumb Panda: What are you going to do today, Another Dumb Panda?
Another Dumb Panda: Oh, I don't know. Probably the same thing I do every day: lay around, not contribute to society, be obnoxiously furry, and eat an obscene amount.
Dumb Panda: Oh. Me too.
Another Dumb Panda: Boy, do we deserve to be endangered!
Dec 6th
“Pandas are jerks.”
— All rational, sane people.
Dec 6th