September 2010
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Sep 22nd
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June 2010
5 posts
Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
Jun 19th
The reason pandas are so rare is because panda babies are so tiny and the mothers often do not realize that the baby has been born, causing them to roll over their newborns soon after they are born. (this is actually scientifically true)
Jun 19th
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April 2010
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March 2009
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January 2009
1 post
Panda completes his hat trick →
Jan 11th
October 2008
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Oct 2nd
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July 2008
3 posts
What a jerky parent.
Jul 18th
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“Hey, look everyone! I won’t fuck to save my species! If I end up on the...”
– Pandas
Jul 17th
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Panda #1: We should probably update the site, Panda #2. It’s been like three months. Panda #2: Screw that. That’s how you gain readers! Panda #1: But isn’t that what we want? Panda #2: Yeah. But… ugh, can you do it? Panda #1: No, we run this site together. You need to help. Panda #2: But I’m on Godaddy.com. Panda #1: Why? Panda #2: I’m buying DailyDeadPuppy.com....
Jul 14th
April 2008
1 post
Fact:
93% of all living pandas deny there was a Holocaust.  It was pandas who started, and ended, the Chuck Norris facts trend. Pandas are the only ones who will not sign the Kyoto Protocal. Every single panda “forgot” to recycle on Earth Day. But in reality, pandas just hate nature. More than nature, pandas hate irony. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think? Pandas are responsible for...
Apr 27th
March 2008
4 posts
Riddle
Q: How do you tell a panda from a big, dumb idiotic animal? A: You don’t. 
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February 2008
2 posts
Riddle
Q: What’s black, white, and red all over? A: A dumb-ass, lazy, no good for nothing, racist panda reading a newspaper. 
Feb 27th
What a non-updating/Ann Coulter endorsing jerk.
Feb 13th
January 2008
1 post
Jan 13th
December 2007
9 posts
What a mood killing jerk.
Dec 30th
What a close-minded jerk.
Dec 24th
What an irresponsible jerk.
Dec 18th
Dec 15th
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1 tag
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Dec 7th
Dumb Panda: What are you going to do today, Another Dumb Panda?
Another Dumb Panda: Oh, I don't know. Probably the same thing I do every day: lay around, not contribute to society, be obnoxiously furry, and eat an obscene amount.
Dumb Panda: Oh. Me too.
Another Dumb Panda: Boy, do we deserve to be endangered!
Dec 7th
“Pandas are jerks.”
– All rational, sane people.
Dec 7th