Fact:

• 93% of all living pandas deny there was a Holocaust. 
• It was pandas who started, and ended, the Chuck Norris facts trend.
• Pandas are the only ones who will not sign the Kyoto Protocal.
• Every single panda “forgot” to recycle on Earth Day.
• But in reality, pandas just hate nature.
• More than nature, pandas hate irony.
• Isn’t it ironic?
• Don’tcha think?
• Pandas are responsible for more than 85% of Alanis Morissette’s record sales.

Riddle

Q: How do you tell a panda from a big, dumb idiotic animal?

A: You don’t.